The front of the can reads "Don't Make Me Open This! Whoop Ass, Extra Strength 100% Guaranteed" with a fist and a 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed seal of approval. The back of the can has a Warning Label: Use of this product may cause anger management issues, hair loss, tooth loss, an extremely large ego, bed wetting, nightmares, etc. Continued use may become habit using. Cans and plastic can holder are not provided.
